This is going to be my own section of the blog where I'll write about
any topics that I think are good suggestions in the comments. Since this
is the very first one, I'll write about something simple.
Ice Cream
It's the thing we all love, the thing that gives us joy (unless you're a
weird lactose intolerant person). But where does it come from? A dog? A
man? A cow?(A cow) Who knows. Why does it taste so good?(sugar, cream,
milk) Furthermore, why does it want me to die when it touches my
teeth?(Nerves) All of these are great questions that I don't know the
answer to.
I do know the answer to one question though, "Is this stuff good?" The
answer being, "Yes, you damn psycho!" I usually follow this up by
beating them with my shoe or nearest object.
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| Girl's best friend |
I can only come to the conclusion that something(Ben and Jerry's)... Or someone(Dairy Queen)... Wants
us to progressively consume this... Stuff... Whatever it is, it's
delicious, goes well with cake, and it suppresses depression in women when their boyfriends leave them.
